can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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