i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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