What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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