I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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