I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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