I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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