I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
