i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Church boner. Awkwardddd
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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