So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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