so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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