his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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