his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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