oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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