I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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