Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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