How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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