My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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