yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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