im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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