You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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