Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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