is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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