You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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