Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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