ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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