Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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