I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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