I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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