I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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