Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
