Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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