She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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