You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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