Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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