Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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