Umm I'm too high to move.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
