Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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