return my video game
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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