Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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