What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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