Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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