can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So much Jack, so little girl.
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