This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
