So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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