so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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