Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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