The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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