i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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