does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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