If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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