Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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